Four Short Poems Inspired by Late Night Alcohol-Driven Discussion
Why Bush as President was a Bad Idea
Apparently, in a post-apocalyptic world,
It’s going to be the physicists versus the bus drivers
Tribute Haiku to Tenacious D’s “Tribute”
Tenacious D rules
The imperative to rock?
Pure inspiration
Banging on the Doors
Yo, Gorski man!
You okay in there?
Wake up and drink!
Why won’t you come out of your room
And have a beer or three?
Hell, we’ve even got some Remy Martin
How it Goes Down: an Order
First we attack Iraq
Then Iraq attacks Israel
Then Israel nukes Iraq
Then France nukes Israel
And then it’s time for us to steal the buses.